"Tomatoes"

Tomatoes, blech...it taste so bad!
That taste, which I wish I never had.
The seeds are horrible; that's definitely true.
I rather eat a smelly shoe.
They make me gag from disgust,
I wouldn't eat them if I must!
Believe me tomatoes are not a good dish,
Almost as bad as tuna fish.
The seeds are probably the worst things about it,
And believe me I wouldn't lie, you could count on it.

There's one thing that people don't understand,
That I like tomato products, that to me are much more grand.
Salsa, ketchup, I that's not a lie.
I like things with tomato sauce, like pizza pie.
People say I'm weird because of that
But, there's something I say right back.
I say, "Do you like meat?"
If they say yes, I ask them, "Why not try a part they would
Not normally eat?"
A fish's eye, a cow's hoof -- they don't know what to say,
It'd be the same thing every day.
The lesson that you learned right now:
If you tell me about tomatoes, I'll tell you about the cows. 

by J.R.